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I love em, but u frighten me I don't know how to meet girls. I've spent my whole life trying to attract men, how do I attract women?? I'd love to meet a girl and see if we could get along as friends first. I'm not a shallow person but there has to be chemistry as well. I love to laugh and think a sense of humor is very sexy. I have a boyfriend but have no intentions of putting on a show for him. I'd like to honestly just meet a nice girl... Who might wanna make out from time to time, lol. What's wrong with that? ;) ok those of you who don't agree, please don't tell me, but if you think this is right up your alley, send me a message back.. Who knows right? I have lots of pics to send you back I you wanna send a few.

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-Country boy from the states
(SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY! Im not looking for sex, friends with benefits, or hookups.)
Wanted: country-raised gentleman that enjoys 2-stepping, the outdoors, and bonfires.
Must be spiritually open-minded or -based, like (yes, including cats), be American (yes, American born and raised), and owns or has worn a Stetson (no not seriously about the Stetson :p but I am serious about everything else). Must be SINGLE (not married or in a relationship) and ready to have a relationship (not just date forever).
"Gentleman" = has manners and is respectful to everyone (not just on their best behavior once in a while); (Dictionary:) a man who treats people in a proper and polite way.

Preferences:
- Caucasian (a.k.a. White boys)
- Average or short height (Im a legal midget, so dancing is more intimate with guys that arent giants)
- Within years of my age (regardless of age, I need someone thats mature and has their own life goals and path I do, so you should too)
- Mainlander (not a "local" or "local transplant")
- Soldier/Vet (Im an Army vet, so Im kinda biased)
- Knows how to handle and ride horses
- Enjoys country dancing
- Can swim (well) Id hate to rescue my man from drowning in public ;p (totally kidding Id do it without a second thought or regret!)
- Skinnyfit again, Im a midget, so Id prefer someone thats a bit closer to my size So if your waist is around 32 inches, youre the right size can fit in my pants! :p (P.S. Im guilty of borrowing my guys cargo shorts if theyre cool :D)
Playlist that describes/resonates with you:
- "Boys Round Here" Shelton
- "Humble and Kind" McGraw
- "Back When" McGraw
- "Break On Me" Keith Urban
- " Bee" Shelton
- "How I Got To Be This Way" Justin Moore
(- "American Soldier" Keith")

Me:
- "Job": Uber
- Business: Therapy
- No
- Smoker in the process of quitting (2 steps forward and 1 step back )
- Disease free (this includes pot, so you must be the same)
- Never married
- Former Army Combat Medic LPN
- Hawaii (Big Island) raised but not a typical local
- "Girl Next Door" Clark
- "Ladies Love Country Boys" Trace Atkins
- "Stand By Your Man" Wynette

Contact me through Kik (do not me!) Ive had too many problems with harassment from people having my when I respond and essentially have an full of people that really should be in jail, so please go through Kik if you want me to respond (posted with stats).
Ive posted pics, so send me at least 1 to start with, why you responded to my ad, and some basics (age, single status, etc.). My filtering process for the mass amounts of messages is seeing if you followed instructions.
You must:
- Answer, "Why did you respond to my ad?"
- Send at least 1 recent clear pic of yourself (FACE, not body parts that will get you blocked immediately without any response from me)
- Include your personal stats (age, single, etc.)
I can understand concerns about con artists because I have the same concerns and experiences, so Ill respond to hi with hi, maybe even ask how youre doing, but if you dont respond with what Ive asked for after I respond, you wont get any further messages from me. Happy Hunting!